What else would you call countries launching munitions at each other and killing people?
A friendly game of dodgeball?
grimace24 on
Was he taking sips of Brawndo?
zydeco100 on
So you’re saying it was defense? We don’t have a department of defense anymore. Just war.
Cakeyhands on
It’s just so fucking exhausting trying to keep on top of all of their lies.
The only way out of this I can see is Trump being impeached then removed from office, then extraditing him and his entire administration to Iran as a way of formal apology.
What they do with them is their business.
But hopefully they film it.
all4whatnot on
MMA Fighter Senator has CTE
amilo111 on
Mark Wayne Mullins is a complete moron who has been doing mental gymnastics for a while to make sure he doesn’t get on the wrong side of Trump.
The real problem here isn’t him – it’s the people who voted for him. He has no business being in the senate.
restore_democracy on
“Markwayne” was always a dead giveaway.
vonhoother on
What a flashback. In the early days of the Vietnam War and the Korean War, the government went out of its way to call it “conflict” or some other dodgy synonym. These are the same people who want to call the Department of Defense the “Department of War.” They like the sound of it, but not admitting to it.
RX3000 on
Every time I see Markwayne I cant help but think of Ricky Bobby.
vic25qc on
At least in Idiocracy they are not evil. Camacho would never fuck kids
NeverLookBothWays on
This is stupid. It’s a direct challenge to another nation’s sovereignty. It is a war. It is not a legal technicality on whether someone says it’s war or not. Much like it doesn’t matter if someone confesses to murder or not. Murder is murder. Rape is rape. War is war.
Only the last one is illegal when it is not run by and approved by congress. Thus this is an illegal war.
akaMichAnthony on
Which is it, you lack the intelligence to speak accurately, or the moral integrity to speak truthfully?
valencia_merble on
Behold Cherokee Markwayne, foggy on the concept of war, friend of unprovoked aggression.
rexel99 on
Got to love an accidental bespoke.
D-Rich-88 on
Welcome to Costco. I love you.
agentb00th on
President Commancho will not allow this slander of Brawndo.
It has electrolytes?
arc918 on
You went to law school at Costco?!
Parking_Ad_1483 on
reminds me of that time my toaster caught on fire
baconblackhole on
We have to let go of this infantile need for further validation. The Liars are never going to tell you the truth.
giraffebutter on
Tobi-One-Boy on
Who attacked first?
Randomcommentor1972 on
The guy’s name is Markwayne, the name comes with a side of brain damage
BeerGogglesFTW on
i.e. “We’re at war. But for legal purposes, we are not at war. *wink”
Orion14159 on
When MAGA sends its people, they’re not sending their best. They’re not sending you. They’re not sending you. They’re sending people that have lots of problems, and they’re bringing those problems with us. They’re bringing drugs. They’re bringing crime. They’re rapists. And some, I assume, are just morons.
Thesteelman86 on
The orange fat fuck crossed his line and now he’s too much of a coward to stand up when it matters the most. Spineless.
Jaing-Skirata on
This guy is an idiot and yet he still gets votes.
lnfIation on
People always say Idiocraxy but the government in that movie was actually nice and tried to change.
This government is just shit
Onlypaws_ on
Ah shit, not a misspoke
jertheman43 on
Thus is apparently the best Oklahoma can do. A fucking idiot in a cowboy hat.
dudestir127 on
Didn’t Mullin also keep saying “President Hegseth”?
I suggest a breathalyzer for him
ningyna on
Can’t think. Warrin
TheThousandMasks on
It’s Orwellian doublespeak but just mind numbingly dumb.
substituted_pinions on
Gotchas don’t work in an accountability vacuum.
prozhack on
it’s a war of imbeciles running the insane asylum
Neither-Scratch8776 on
reminds me of my uncle’s stories about dodging the draft
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What else would you call countries launching munitions at each other and killing people?
A friendly game of dodgeball?
Was he taking sips of Brawndo?
So you’re saying it was defense? We don’t have a department of defense anymore. Just war.
It’s just so fucking exhausting trying to keep on top of all of their lies.
The only way out of this I can see is Trump being impeached then removed from office, then extraditing him and his entire administration to Iran as a way of formal apology.
What they do with them is their business.
But hopefully they film it.
MMA Fighter Senator has CTE
Mark Wayne Mullins is a complete moron who has been doing mental gymnastics for a while to make sure he doesn’t get on the wrong side of Trump.
The real problem here isn’t him – it’s the people who voted for him. He has no business being in the senate.
“Markwayne” was always a dead giveaway.
What a flashback. In the early days of the Vietnam War and the Korean War, the government went out of its way to call it “conflict” or some other dodgy synonym. These are the same people who want to call the Department of Defense the “Department of War.” They like the sound of it, but not admitting to it.
Every time I see Markwayne I cant help but think of Ricky Bobby.
At least in Idiocracy they are not evil. Camacho would never fuck kids
This is stupid. It’s a direct challenge to another nation’s sovereignty. It is a war. It is not a legal technicality on whether someone says it’s war or not. Much like it doesn’t matter if someone confesses to murder or not. Murder is murder. Rape is rape. War is war.
Only the last one is illegal when it is not run by and approved by congress. Thus this is an illegal war.
Which is it, you lack the intelligence to speak accurately, or the moral integrity to speak truthfully?
Behold Cherokee Markwayne, foggy on the concept of war, friend of unprovoked aggression.
Got to love an accidental bespoke.
Welcome to Costco. I love you.
President Commancho will not allow this slander of Brawndo.
It has electrolytes?
You went to law school at Costco?!
reminds me of that time my toaster caught on fire
We have to let go of this infantile need for further validation. The Liars are never going to tell you the truth.
Who attacked first?
The guy’s name is Markwayne, the name comes with a side of brain damage
i.e. “We’re at war. But for legal purposes, we are not at war. *wink”
When MAGA sends its people, they’re not sending their best. They’re not sending you. They’re not sending you. They’re sending people that have lots of problems, and they’re bringing those problems with us. They’re bringing drugs. They’re bringing crime. They’re rapists. And some, I assume, are just morons.
The orange fat fuck crossed his line and now he’s too much of a coward to stand up when it matters the most. Spineless.
This guy is an idiot and yet he still gets votes.
People always say Idiocraxy but the government in that movie was actually nice and tried to change.
This government is just shit
Ah shit, not a misspoke
Thus is apparently the best Oklahoma can do. A fucking idiot in a cowboy hat.
Didn’t Mullin also keep saying “President Hegseth”?
I suggest a breathalyzer for him
Can’t think. Warrin
It’s Orwellian doublespeak but just mind numbingly dumb.
Gotchas don’t work in an accountability vacuum.
it’s a war of imbeciles running the insane asylum
reminds me of my uncle’s stories about dodging the draft
**Source:** https://bsky.app/profile/osintradar.bsky.social/post/3mg6u6rhnsc2a
If your name is Markwayne that should be an automatic disqualification to run for office. You get to be a banjo player.
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